Top 5 Things I’d Like To Do To Dawson Miller

1 – Freeze her boobies in the snow, watch her changing facial expression.

2 – Make her do 10 rounds with a real boxer, dressed exactly like this

3 – Actually try to put the baseball in there

Take photos of her after she’s actually been bike training (or, shave her head).

5 – Make her earn a real living

(Basically, anything to get that smile off her face.)

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