Michelle: It must be weird having a penis.
Steve: How so?
Michelle: Having something so sensitive, all those nerves, out there, separate from your body.
Steve: It doesn’t really feel separate. You feel it inside you, too.
Michelle: It sounds strange.
Steve: You’d love it.
Michelle: Maybe I would. I think I’d have quite a big one. Don’t you?
Steve: Hah. Competitive much? I don’t know how big it would be, but I would totally suck it.
Michelle: Yeah you would! You would be sooo gay for my cock.
Steve: I sooo would. I would be on it like a bun on a sausage.
Michelle: Would you have a vagina?
Steve: Sure, why not.
Michelle: I would lick it til you cried.
Steve: You would too! Would we still have our normal bits as well?
Michelle: Yeah. We’d each have both.
The next day, in Awesome Future Technology Land:
Steve: Ten thousand dollars for a month? Shit, how are we going to afford that?
Michelle: Spend our savings?
Steve: Is that really worth it?
Michelle: Dude, you’ll have a vagina. And I’ll have a cock. What else are we going to spend it on? A trip to Europe?
Steve: Yeah you’re right. Who needs the wonders of Western Civilisation when you can do weird experiments on your genitals? Let’s do this.
Michelle: Hot damn.
(Sales Lady walks in).
Sales Lady: Hello and welcome to Genomorph. How may we help you today?
Us: We want the Hetero Monthly.
Sales Lady: Sure. Please sign this alarmingly long and complicated disclaimer.
Us: What does it say?
Sales Lady: It says Genomorph is not liable if you don’t get exactly what you expect.
Us: Hang on. I thought we were just getting new genitals. What could go wrong?
Sales Lady: Nothing medical can go wrong and nothing will be permanent. There may however be some psychological adjustments.
Us: Whatever. When can you fit us in?
Sales Lady: Doctor Goodall has a slot just after lunch.
Us: So hook us up.
Later that evening, in the bedroom.
Steve: Six hours are up! Let’s get this happening.
(We drink the activation formula).
Steve: Unph. Um…weird. Can you feel anything?
Michelle: Ungh…yep. Um…I gotta take my pants off and see this thing.
Steve: Oh my God! You were right, it is kinda big. I wanna see mine too.
Michelle: Wow! Nice touch with the clit ring.
Steve: Thanks. I always wanted you to have one, so…
Michelle: How does it feel?
Steve: Actually it feels kinda weird.
Michelle: Yeah mine too.
Steve: Do you want me to touch yours.
Michelle: No. Not right now. I don’t quite feel right about this.
Steve: Me neither. I might put my pants back on.
Michelle: Sure. Me too.
Steve: So…what do want to do? Watch TV?
Michelle: Yeah. Let’s just…wait til tomorrow and see what happens with this…
To be continued…