The third night…
Steve: Hi babe. How was work?
Michelle: Good. I’m gotta say, I’m glad we decided to cancel the month of leave. I got a lot done today.
Steve: Yeah. Spending every day together would have been too much. I had..um…a pretty good day, too.
Michelle: Oh yeah? Anything you want to tell me about, sweetie?
Michelle: (giggles). Sorry. You just had this kinda cute innocent look.
Steve: Hmmm. Well, I had a moment today.
Michelle: Do tell!
Steve: I got talking to this woman in the coffee shop. She had a baby.
Steve: I know. I didn’t fancy her exactly. But I watched her holding the baby and saw its head on her breasts, and, um…
Michelle: So you got horny?
Steve: No. I just felt very…something.
Michelle: Right. Ten thousand bucks for feeling something.
Steve: Yeah. And for the record I don’t really feel like it tonight.
Michelle: I wasn’t going to ask.
The fourth night
Michelle: OK, my turn to report. I had a moment today. It was…
Steve: …let me guess, not what you expected?
Michelle: You could say that. Actually, let’s see if you can guess.
Steve: You didn’t bone up for some hot dude, did you?
Michelle (giggles) No but I wouldn’t rule it out, in future.
Steve: You’re so het, even your dick is het.
Michelle: Hah! OK, guess again.
Steve: There was a hot chick on the train and you wanted to give her one?
Michelle: No, that’s how your cock works. Last guess.
Steve: I really have no idea.
Michelle: OK. I saw this older woman in the thrift shop. She was Indian I think, and she smelled like curry. She was buying candles.
Steve: So…you boned up over that?
Michelle: Dude, even with a vagina you are still a caveman.
Steve: Feel free to wait for an apology.
Michelle: (rolls eyes). Anyway, I started thinking about her masturbating with the candles. And yeah, I did get hard.
Steve: Wow. So…was she attractive?
Michelle: She was all right. It wasn’t really about that. I could tell she had children, and she was probably a housewife, and she looked lonely.
Steve: So you fancy middle-aged Asian women?
Michelle: Um…maybe my cock does.
Steve: And my vagina likes pregnant chicks. Oh this is just awesome.
Michelle: I can see what they mean about not getting what you expected.
Steve: Totally. Hey, are you horny now…?
Michelle: I might be. Do you want to pretend to be an Indian woman buying candles?
Steve: Yeah! In opposite world. Hell no.
Michelle: Sigh. Should we leave it for another night?
Steve: I guess so.